Showing posts with label talksport. Show all posts
Showing posts with label talksport. Show all posts

Saturday, 6 December 2008

Dodgey DJ's depressing dole seekers this Xmas ?

They may as well be handing out razor blades and paracetamol to claimants...

OMG have you heard ? - talksport is being renamed "Corpse Sport" as it's the time of year (just before christmas when suicide rates go up in the country) where the DJ like to have a really BIG dig at anyone on benefits for the the TAX Payers Charity "Get Your Fat F**king Lazy Ass Back To Work, You, Work Shy Benefit SCUM" or GYFFLABTWYWSBS (for short),

Yes santa's not quite here yet, so the friendly DJ's can make the perfect taxpayer feel reassured that just like the government adverts cracking down on cheats - they too can broadcast to the nation, just want they think of GYFFLABTWYWSBSer's too.

So in the spirit of Christmas we will look at some of their dirty victims ...err claimants... in the Corpse Sport Towers benefits agency -

DRUG ADDICTS - self inflicted injuries - send the f**kers down a mine, make 'em dig the friggin dirt for 10 hours and tuppence a day - it'll give them self respect. (this going back to the womb in darkness may also heal the mental wounds cause by psychotic parents - that always managed to hold down a job)

SINGLE PARENT MOTHERS: dirty sl*ts "should learn to keep their legs closed, can't blame it all on the bloke" (they are only dirty s**ts if they weren't beaten up or abused - we is nice here...)

DEPRESSED PEOPLE: don't exist mate, f**king losers- they need to wake up and get a f**king life - sitting around in your pajamas all day you dirty, lazy, scabs -there are people dying in other countries you know and taxpayer has to fund your grubby self centered lifestyle.

- Here'a a free noose, do us all a favor! - like now rather than later- there is a rescession on... (other options include taking a drugs overdose, lying down on a motorway or standing in front of a train - go on you know you want to - it'll a be a relive for your working extended family who think you are scum too... the taxpayers don't REALLY want to pay for your medication, and hobnail boots for the next 40 years or so.

BLAH happy xmas to you to.


From My oublietter's Scrapbook Blog with bits on it - Zara Lockwood


disclaimer: - naturally talksport always remind people hourly and at the end of a 4 hour rant that they are talking about - cheats only - not people without legs (unless they are junkie scum and it don't count, and not women that have separated from their men because they are violent - unless you are having a relationship with yet another man or buy clothes or make up - then you are a dirty tart.) thankyou.

Monday, 29 September 2008

WTF are all these posting about ?

dunno really, why they are here - you get all these google monsters talking about adwords and seo, so I thought I'd start showing some of my favs as I get them - maybe some genius out there can figure out a point of usefulness at getting top 20 positions in google....

So I'll post stuff like this and silly pictures and other still grabs - as it doesn't fit anywhere and I've decided I have gone off talksport a bit since their best people left - Ian is still good and the replacements are okay but i miss Al Rantel, febzy, James Whale interviewing nick pope and david ike - I know he says he's happy to serious stuff - but I really think that if I got rich I try to start a kick ass internet radio station and pay Mike, James, and Tommy Boyd and any others I can't remember to come and start a new talkradio station - the one sky were gonna do before they sacked everyone who would make it worth listening to.

So they I'd by a boat, moored to a cool Island and they could be a meld of everything the people want and I'd broacast alerts via twitter and every gawd dam place I could find - AND I'd try and steal Ian and Ash away too - leave the sporty people to their lot.

Any suggestions for our new radio station welcome!

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